spiddle spaddle

sometimes i just think about the choices i’ve made in life and say to myself “what the fuck”

i dont think im going to be able to finish this one tonight its just too much u feel

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

knightscrest:

i wanted to take the last shrimp but that would’ve been a little shellfish

i took it anyway though bc i hold no shrimpathy

is this what my life has become

is it pronounced giraffe or jiraffe

are you there god? it’s a me mario

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

you’ve got your olive oil

virgin olive oil

extra virgin olive oil

olive oil with a questionable past