sometimes i just think about the choices i’ve made in life and say to myself “what the fuck”
i dont think im going to be able to finish this one tonight its just too much u feel
If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.
i wanted to take the last shrimp but that would’ve been a little shellfish
i took it anyway though bc i hold no shrimpathy
is this what my life has become
is it pronounced giraffe or jiraffe
are you there god? it’s a me mario
In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.
In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.
you’ve got your olive oil
virgin olive oil
extra virgin olive oil
olive oil with a questionable past